Quantum Escape

A Time-Loop Cafe

Welcome to the Time-Loop Cafe, where every hour is the same, and every drink is a cry for help.

Our menu features:

• Quantum Burrito - A burrito that's been burrito-ed in a quantum loop.
• Quantum Soup - A soup that's been simmering in a quantum flux.
• Quantum Coffee - A coffee that's been brewed in a quantum vortex.

Don't try to escape, just drink, and let the time loop wash over you.